{"product_id":"flabbergasted","title":"Flabbergasted","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"16557657-cf98-4865-b3f3-1f1f0eed1278\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"78\"\u003eSome days you’re speechless… and some days \u003cstrong data-start=\"43\" data-end=\"78\"\u003eyour flabbers are fully gasted.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"430\"\u003eThis tee is for those moments when life, people, or the latest ranch drama leaves you standing there like, \u003cem data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"245\"\u003e“Well I’ll be… my flabbers have officially been gasted.”\u003c\/em\u003e Equal parts sarcasm and personality, it’s the kind of shirt that gets laughs at the feed store, compliments at the rodeo, and a few confused looks from folks who have to read it twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"793\"\u003eMade with a soft \u003cstrong data-start=\"449\" data-end=\"470\"\u003ecotton–poly blend\u003c\/strong\u003e, this tee has that broken-in comfort you’ll reach for on repeat. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"554\"\u003eunisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps it easygoing and flattering whether you pair it with denim, boots, or your favorite lazy-day leggings. And thanks to \u003cstrong data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"702\"\u003esublimation printing\u003c\/strong\u003e, the design is smooth, vibrant, and built to last—no cracking, peeling, or stiff graphics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"955\"\u003ePerfect for the cowgirls, ranch wives, and small-town sass queens who appreciate a good laugh… and know that sometimes the only appropriate response to life is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"1008\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003e“Well dang… my flabbers \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eHAVE\u003c\/span\u003e been gasted.”\u003c\/strong\u003e 😌🤠\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeasurement references:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003esmall: \u003c\/strong\u003e18” chest (36” bust), 27” overall length\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003emedium: \u003c\/strong\u003e20” chest (40” bust), 28” overall length\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003elarge: \u003c\/strong\u003e22” chest (44” bust), 29.5” overall length \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"inline-flex border border-gray-100 dark:border-gray-700 rounded-xl\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-token-text-secondary flex items-center justify-center gap-4 px-4 py-2.5 text-sm whitespace-nowrap\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Red Mare Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":52370646466879,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":52370646499647,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large","offer_id":52370646532415,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0946\/3441\/0303\/files\/B3FA6F97-9FF0-4016-B2B4-15A7CA5ED908.jpg?v=1773023828","url":"https:\/\/redmareboutique.com\/products\/flabbergasted","provider":"Red Mare Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}